2013-05-19

Humorous and Sarcastic Archives by Sheepy

Sheepy

About Sheepy

Sheepy was born Sheepy Bell Butler Víctor María de Todos los Santos Teódulo de Franco y Bahamonde August 16th, 1812. An honor graduate of Columbia University class of 1964 with contemporary Clark Hoyt (Editor NYT's). Sheepy attained her MA from Stanford in 66 along with notable classmate Ted Koppel of Nightline fame. No kidding.

Her early journalism career was interrupted when she joined the Central Intelligence Agency (to user her obvious acumen) in 1968. Sheepy underwent top secret Avatar persona transplant in 1968 when she was the cryptology liaison from the CIY to Israeli intelligence.

Not until James Cameron's recent revelation of Avatar technology has Sheepy been at liberty to reveal her identity. She an editorial Editor at Everything PR News. Upcoming bylines for Sheepy reveal her dedication to truth and clarity in online news. Sheepy's up close and personal rhetorical are designed to take the world by storm, "One Sheep at a Time."

Why McAfee Must Die, and On Follow Friday Too!

McAfee dragon.

Yesterday I made a critical misjudgment. I downloaded McAfee Total Protection out of frustration over Norton 360. I know, I know, you are asking the big question. But let me tell you, Norton was driving me crazy. Not like the last two days though. McAfee, you must be punished.

Brian Solis, Tech Analyst Extraordinaire, Survives German Pooper!

Brian Solis survives flushing

Brian Solis may well be the most indestructible technology analyst alive. My bosses, the people responsible for the news-zine you are reading, have known Brian for some time. A mishap the other day though proved to them, and this sheep, just how resilient Solis is after all.

Google FTC Evil Robber Barons Winning Machiavellian War

Robber Barons

On Wednesday January 9th, 2013, Google’s Kojo Ako-Asare, Senior Manager, Corporate Finance, posted an announcement on the Official Google Blog about the company investing in renewable energy. Wind investment deep in the heart of Texas. But before this…

Doomsday Exclusive: Sheep Confirms 12/21/12 Theory Is Bogus

Sheepy Maya Investigation

In a little while, just under two hours amid the hills of Rheinland-Pfalz Germany, the “end of days” will be at hand. Or hoof, as it were. This brings to mind my first question about the so called Mesoamerican Long Count Calendar. Sheep researcher says calculations are off.

Who Pays $1.1 Million for Mystery Shopper Reviews?

mobee

There’s one thing Sheepy doesn’t get: mystery shoppers. Mobee just got caught in the sheepworks.

Can Doodles Rescue Goofle? Star Trek Google Doodle Puzzles Alien Sheep

Google Doodle celebrating Star Trek

We’ll be sending a deep space distress signal to Bing, to bing users into healthier, safer, rewarding, and, in the end, aesthetically pleasing, search habits.

After Panda & Penguin, Google Releases Sheep

Google's flock of sheep

If God had not wanted us sheared, he would not have made all us small-time publishers sheep. Well, at least a flock shepherded by whoever is in charge of traffic. And what a shepherd Google has been for the so called “citizen journalist!” Baaaaaaack when, the little guy almost had a voice. And maybe some even got more than Adsense revenue, if Oracle is not made up of mutton heads.

Up Early This Morning: We Wondered?

Up early mysteries

Waking up early this morning our Sunday started off like most others, wondering what news to report and etc. PR and most business sleeps or is passed out cold on the weekends, so restless typing fingers often turn to trends people are intested in, those or perfectly unasnwered questions.

Utterly Lame Huff Post Sports Feature

Kayla Harrison

Any sports fan who reads on the post here is perfectly justified in damning the Huffington Post to hell. And then back. A post, entitled “London Olympics 2012: Which Sport Do You Want To See Kicked Out?” is not only lazy journalism, no one at Arrianna Huffington’s Huff Po even had the courage to put their name on this “social media share bait” bit.

Today’s #Google Twitter Tweets

Goofy about Google

#Google as a Twitter trend is an appealing bit of afternoon curiosity for Everything PR News’ sheep editor. Is trending stuff about Google good PR or bad? Whatever, the tweets never seem to stop on Google moves around the globe and around the web.